Turkey P.o.r.n is making my dog famous!

Go to Google images and search for the words turkey p.o.r.n (no dots) and see what comes up. That's right, my little boy is famous for turkey p.o.r.n. According to my stat counter thing, today alone, 20 people ended up on the Otis blog by searching for "turkey p.o.r.n" or some variation of turkey, porn, and neck. Scary, yeah. A lot of folks also end up here by searching for things like "fuck face" and "f.u.ck my fa.ce" and "v.a.g.i.na lips". Glad to know I have such a classy readership (viewership?). I can only imagine that they don't spend long once they get here. Imagine you're looking for pictures of actual v.a.g lips and you end up with images of a juicy flappy hound dog's mouth. Mmmmm.