I bet that headline will draw in a whole new crowd of desireables.
Well alas I have no picture to prove this, but I just wanted to let you all know that yesterday at the dog park Otis was humped by a three legged dog. Yep.

Go to Google images and search for the words turkey p.o.r.n (no dots) and see what comes up. That's right, my little boy is famous for turkey p.o.r.n. According to my stat counter thing, today alone, 20 people ended up on the Otis blog by searching for "turkey p.o.r.n" or some variation of turkey, porn, and neck. Scary, yeah. A lot of folks also end up here by searching for things like "fuck face" and "f.u.ck my fa.ce" and "v.a.g.i.na lips". Glad to know I have such a classy readership (viewership?). I can only imagine that they don't spend long once they get here. Imagine you're looking for pictures of actual v.a.g lips and you end up with images of a juicy flappy hound dog's mouth. Mmmmm.

You may recall the handsome young Weimaraner named Jack from a previous guest dog post. This was he and otis's second playdate/hardcore wrestling match. Ian braved the insanity and brought his fancy camera in there to make this fabulous little film- no 'major' injuries were reported. Enjoy!

click here to watch "Dog Park Circus"

*see how much they love eachother?!?



*Ian didn't include any of the Jack-humping-Otis footage in here- that's coming next; hang in there; I know you're all excited...