Otis says: "Free the Crabs of Paris!!! Give them to ME!!"

There is a serious issue at hand in the world today, people, that Otis would like to draw your attention to. Our friend, the great celebrity satire artist 14, is being threatened by none other than Paris Hilton's legal team for alleged defamation of character (I know, "Uh, what?", and since when do people take celebrity cartoons as The Truth, and like this information is... new or shocking(?)) and for insinuating that Ms. Hilton has "loathesome diseases". Hee hee. Read all about it here. (Scroll down to the post called "The Simpleton Life, starring Paris and Nicole".) Apparently Conan Obrien even talked about this whole thing on TV last night... Enjoy!



** For an extra bonus totally guaranteed good time, while you're at Paris's lawyers' site, run your cursor over "our lighter side"*** So hot.